- me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
- announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
Maybe Pixar refuses to make a sequel because they know they’ll ever top this
Mating call of Dean Winchester to attract his partner Castiel, angel of the lord
There’s a guy in homegoods strutting around with a white fur bathmat around his shoulders and his like 14 yo daughter is following him begging him to stop because people are staring and she’s embarrassed and he just said
I’m lord stark
Okay his daughter heard me laugh and started begging him to stop and he turned to her and said really dramatically
winter is coming
He pulls the thick woolen sweater
up, over my head.
Little sparks of static
dance across my skin.
Does it hurt? He says, running his hands
gently over my warm body.
It is your own little fireworks show,
- Lang Leav, Love & Misadventure
So happy to hear! Thanks lovely xo Lang
Potterlock AU: John was wounded as an Auror, not in Afghanistan. He gets away with a bit of magic in the flat, because Sherlock doesn’t pay much attention to domestic things.
Give’em to your favorite robot
The last one <3
for my wonderful bf